Ralph Nader is not as dangerous now as he proved to be deadly in 2000. Because, no matter if you were for Obama, Clinton, Edwards. Gore or a local Rotarian of random choice, there was indeed a hell of a lot of difference between the choices, and a conniving, cynical, has-been shyster was a key element in the resulting war in Iraq and our financial and ecological conditions.

That being said, in honor of Mr Nader, I want to endeavor to help Senator Obama...by thinking of things for the Senator from Illionois to utter, me being white and all, I think I have some good ideas for Barrack:

Look Michelle, at the new bowling shirt I bought, matching ones for you and the girls too!

Can any of you other white people think of any good words for the Democratic candidate for President?

Or: Lets listen to some polka music and dance, Michelle!

As a white person, I am grateful to Senator Obama trying to talk my language, you have to respect that sort of thing.

As for Nader, ugh...please, please go away sir, have you not already seen whatever reputation you once had dragged through the dirt, leading to calamity and ruin, and you want to go on doing this?

I try not to hate politicians, you need to understand their depths of fallibility and being just human beings and not nearly perfect as a species, but some of them tryly get on my nerves.

Sorry for the rant, and I did try to use punctuation and all.